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Leaving Las Vegas is a movie about what would happen if someone hired Nicolas Cage to pretend to be a drunk.  Elisabeth Shue half redeems the movie.
This is a strange Subtitle Goof — it’s not a goof.  The goof is with the caption, an English translation from the Latvian pimp patrol.  The subtitle actually corrects [...]

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Sometimes you’ll see a movie or read a book, and you’ll think, “Man! I wish I had written that!”  This is one of ‘em.  The key to a good movie is to be able to empathize with the protagonist.  Have you seen “Basic Instinct 2?”  What a spiteful piece of crap.  You don’t care if [...]

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Dear Home Depot,
If I wanted to check out items at your store, here’s what would happen.

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